mercy-angel-09:

hood-ex:

tchailla:

do you think Clark ever starts roasting the JL members through his articles? Hal does something reckless once and the next morning all the papers have “Green Lantern RECKLESS,,,,, endangers HIMSELF all the time,,,, does not FOLLOW ORDERS,,,, but still a good man.”

“Last night we received a witness report that said Batman tripped over his own cape. While face-planting must be incredibly embarrassing for the caped crusader, we can all agree that he’s still a good crime fighter. Although, perhaps not as good as Superman (who has never tripped over his own cape before).” 

Wait wait wait.

Clark wouldn’t drag Batman. Terrible idea. Batman has the means to take him down.

Clark, however, would drag Bruce Wayne so hard.

Bruce has an image, after all, of a bimbo party-boy billionaire and he has to maintain that image and Clark gleefully accepts the challenge. (Lois reads over these articles to add her own digs because she absolutely accepts the challenge as well and she’s thinks it’s hilarious.) And so Clark Kent has the reputation of being Bruce Wayne’s toughest critic - despite the fact that Bruce OWNS the Daily Planet. But Clark and Lois are too good of team to split up and Bruce will deal with the impertinence to keep the one of the best investigative reporters in Metropolis, if not the entire US behind Lois freaking Lane, on his payroll.

Meanwhile the Bat Fam and the Justice League have scrapbooks of their favorite articles roasting the ever loving daylights out of Bruce Wayne.

(Clark occasionally with make witty little jabs but it’s all in good fun. And might involve alliteration and puns.)

I love this addition agsjahajw

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